“GAZA MAN DUN KILL SANTA CLAUS, PARAPAPAPA.”

23 days till Christmas. I like Christmas for the following reasons.

-Fat overstuffed turkey, greased up and white.

-Chocolate chip cookies. I guess you can have them all year round but ones during the Christmas season taste that much more semi-sweet.

-Those awesome nights just sitting in your room basking in the holiday spirit. The nights where you just sit there rotting from not having showered in days, ignoring your homework and munching on old Halloween candy. The simple things like the Christmas specials on television or the gentle whistling of the windy blizzard outside make it magical.

-No FUCKING school. The blissful two-week break is just what scrambling high school students need. You start preparing for exams, finishing up ISUs and reading ahead in the textbook. Aside from further preparation, O_O, there’s the chillin’ with cousins who come from far and wide to spend the break with you. There’s the sitting with your friends just laughing your ass off or wasting time at the mall, instead of sitting at the back of Advanced Functions trying to do work. School sucks.

BUT GUESS WHAT DOESN’T SUCK unlike this blog? CHRISTMAS!!1!!

I’ll add to this later.
What do you want for Christmas?